Two Cans and String
Awesome way to waste time
It’s art. So don’t call it porn, because it’s obviously not a sexually provocative image, it’s an expression of the female form/strength/beauty/sexuality. Sheesh.
Jk, it’s porn.
(via alteregos, donnegnude)
Jesus always gives the best advice.
I have a theory about the Good Things life. Good things can’t last. The Good things that last our whole lives are not Good things, they are just things. I guess there’s a norm, a level of “Good” that we’re used to, and some things are above that norm and others are below it.
This norm is what its name implies, that is, a statistical expression of the average level of Good in your life. Without the contrast of the Bad things, there can be no Good, because the average simply adjusts to account for the imbalance.
So I guess what I’m really saying is that the outlying points of Good or Bad, the mountains and the valleys, are what define the words. You don’t say it’s a good day when everything is perfectly normal. It’s a good day when things go well, better than your average day. Same for the negative.
Positive and negative are the nature of mankind. We live and survive on the rise and fall of our days. And then we die, and kids listen to our music on oldies stations for a novelty, and laugh at how old-fashioned we were.
How can heaven hold a place for me/
When a girl like you has cast a spell on me?
Oh wait, you haven’t. That’s cool. Never mind, then.
Meet the only way I can afford books anymore. Thankyou, Amazon.
Being a student means you have to buy certain books that you may or may not use, depending on the professors. And that means you have to spend what little money would have gone towards books you might want on books you may or may not need.
So I get books on my Kindle, take it with me, and read the books I wanted to get in the first place during the classes that made me buy the books I didn’t want, because fuck you, establishment.
I’m such a rebel.
</sarcasm>
This is one of few things that would get me past a deathly aversion to deep water, and out onto a boat. Gorgeous.
(via sttevo)
Anasteemaphilia - The attraction to a person because of a difference in height.
If you were wondering why you’re attracted to my slim and tall, 6’4 nerd physique, that’s what it’s called.
All the random thoughts from my head will end up here, eventually, unless I decide to keep them. Feel free to leave your own here as well. I’ll try to find them good homes.
Oh yeah, it’ll probably be NSFW/18+/allthatgoodshit at some point. Just a heads-up.
God damn I love this song. Had the CD on repeat since three weeks ago.
Unrelated note, I’m going to be running my first game of World of Darkness as this post goes out. Fuck yeah, Storytelling duties!
For those of you who aren’t into that kinda stuff, it’s one of those games where you scribble numbers on sheets of paper, then get together with friends and pretend to be someone else while rolling funny-shaped dice and arguing over obscure rules. It’s not for everyone, but hey, my nerd needs to get out sometimes.